not gonna work because

Why you can’t be authentic.

I’ve been answering questions for my audience this whole week, and we did QA for SAFEHOUSE yesterday which was actually very lol.

It was mostly students I’ve had since our first ritual this year, but there was a funny piece about “maybe it’s manifesting maybe it’s white privilege” that was really funny, especially because she isn’t white lol.

Okay my friends our ritual starts tomorrow and YO, this ritual is going to be a fucking vacation for me lol. Minus the inner tearing down of masks bound to occur. Anyone who doesn’t take this course now is gonna be sooooooo jealous once they see the content that starts coming out once we begin.

I’m pretty happy with my results so far but we haven’t even started yet. I’m down twenty FULL pounds like WHAAAA and I’ve never been better friends with food OR loved my look more.

I resurrected my TikTok after TWO YEARS in low view jail and have different content on each platform finally.

I learned a new social media style (carousels) and we talked about how key this is in QA yesterday.

I also sense a different texture in my teachings, something more playful while also being more visceral and real. A bear is my spirit animal, and if you’ve ever seen a massive grizzly bear playing while rolling around eating berries it’s me. BIG. POWERFUL. STANKY. WILD. FUN.

Okay here’s the most relevant questions I got about this course. At the end is all the convictions of why it’s not going to work. If you need a question answered I have a final question sticker going today, or you can submit it at the last part of the rip product page.

is this for Instagram or for all platforms?

this is a focus on short form. It can be any format, tweet, video, with your face or without. But not long form. A key tenet of this work is being okay NOT explaining yourself. Not only is long form unsustainable for a brand sprint, but you, especially if you haven’t popped off yet, need to become MORE succinct and not MORE verbose.

YouTube shorts are fine but I feel like only kids watch them lol.

for actors?

Yes and PLEASE do SAFEHOUSE so you can ask me lots of questions on this. You should evaluate if you have a BORING ASS social media that gets one head shot every three months. You should evaluate if you’re trusting your agent with getting you fame because that’s extremely naive. Show your range, show us that you can act with as many snippets as possible. Show me your best Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Show me your best Zendaya in Euphoria. Show me your best YOU in a plot line you wrote. “New mom finds out her best friend called CPS on her” . And in between all the showcasing of roles, show your vibes (like Odessa A’Zion)

for people who have no physical practice?

Oh yes yes yes. You’re going to LOVE working out after this. This is not about challenge and extremes it’s about consistency. If you have an existing practice you’re just required to do 30 minutes of movement outdoors. Garden, hike, hot girl walk. Doesn’t matter.

for people who already have a strong following?

Absolutely, even more so! Remember yesterday, no sorry, Tuesday in the coaching call where I showed you that vlogger who is trapped by her social media because she doesn’t understand ONE CORE THING.

These coaching and QA calls are so fun, such tea. It’s really nice to focus on social media and really treat it like the tool it is.

What time are the calls?

9:30 EST. 30 minutes unless the case study goes long. Replay will be up by 11 EST.

not going to fit me because I'm bad at tech

You don’t need to edit your videos you need to edit your mind.

Not going to fit me because I don't have social media

You’re right. You’re too far behind.

Not going to fit me because / want a faceless brand

We love a faceless brand

I don't have time to edit

Here you’ll learn to edit your mind so one take becomes a possibility.

I don't like TikTok or IG

This is just cause you’re butthurt that you never had a chance to pop off and now you’re like it’s sooooo toxic because you’re on input only. Decide if you’re the type of person that wants to pay for every customer you get. If not, social media.

Social media is bad

Am I bad? Then why are you listening?

I don't know what to post

Don’t worry. I’ll prompt you.

Not gonna work because I can't be authentic like you

Correct. You need to be taught.

Not gonna work because my family follows me

I take it you just lie to your family about everything, ok.

Day six homework. Remove them if you can’t be yourself. Don’t make a new account.

gonna work bc I don't have time for fancy

AI has cornered the fancy market. The world wants raw

Not gonna work bc I don't know my birth time for Human Design

Sorry for whatever conditions make it improbable to ask your parents. Request your long form birth certificate from  VitalChek, it’ll take 5 days to arrive, 10 minutes to file  and costs $30

Not going to work because I'm too scared

Oh everyone’s scared, and scared since like age 5. Just do it scared

Not gonna work bc shadowbanned

you’re not, your content just sucks. Log in from a different account, or ask a friend to search your name. If you pop up you’re not shadowbanned. And notice if your handle  is tedious to say “briannna___ with three N’s and three underscores.” Simplify that.

You’re going to be hot, confident, and immune to the opinions of others, but because that is so far mentally

from where you are right now; I have to

take you away for 40 days and completely reset your relationship to approval, while pushing you out into the world.

Tomorrow is DAY ONE. Orientation. Be ready!!

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